Restaurant Alchemy

Helping Local Restaurateurs In Tampa Get More Guests & Diners PREDICTABLY & CONSISTENTLY!!

About Joe George:



Myself Joe, the founder of Restaurant Alchemy.

Usually ‘About’ pages are filled with the actual owners talking about themselves in the third person and trying to sound brilliant.

Well, I’m not going to hire someone else to tell you that I know a thing or two when it comes to the restaurant industry and that I’m good at what I’m doing OR I over deliver on my promises to my clients…

More importantly, none of that will help you get more diners into your restaurant.

And getting more diners into your restaurant is why you’re here reading my bio.


So let’s talk about filling your tables with happy diners.

But first I’m going to cut to the chase and share three reasons why 99% of restaurant owners shouldn’t even consider hiring me.

1. If you don’t believe in paid advertising, I’m not your guy.

Yes, it would be nice to never have to advertise or do any marketing to get more diners into your restaurant.

However, that’s not a reality for the large majority of restaurant owners.

Plus you don’t actually have a healthy and secure business unless you can consistently and predictably get diners into your restaurant.

And the ONLY way that I know to PREDICTABLY and CONSISTENTLY get diners into your restaurant is by marketing your restaurant and paying for advertising.

Specifically using Facebook ads.

So if you’re looking for a consistent flow of diners into your restaurant each and every day like clockwork, I’m your guy.

2. If you’re looking for the easy way out. I can’t help you.

Yes, I offer a done-for-you solution to get more real-time and exclusive leads.

Yes, I do it all for you.

All you do is let me know which type of diners you want here.

I create the images.

I write the sales copy for the ads.

I select the right targeting.

I set up your low cost budget and bidding strategy.

I build the custom web pages that potential diners go to after clicking your ad.

And I optimize your ad campaign for you on a ongoing basis so that no matter what Facebook changes, you’ll never stop receiving diners from the promotions I run for you.

Plus I include a follow up system to keep your appointment show up rate as high as possible.

But you do have to do some work.

You’ll have to create a few videos at some point. Don’t worry though…you can simply use your cell phone or tablet.

And you’ll have to invest a little time each week reviewing the redeemed deals with your front desk staff.

So while I do a lot for you, you do have to put in some work to keep the well-oiled machine running.

3. I track every new lead I generate for your restaurant.

This is a huge one for me.

Especially, since I don’t come cheap.

See, when I help a restaurant owner get more diners, I setup a simple Excel spreadsheet that you can access 24/7 online that automatically updates with the information of every customer that I generate for you.

So at the end of the week, you know exactly how many new diners I generated for you each day.

This way you can track the return on your marketing investment.

Try getting your newspaper, radio or TV ads guys to do that for you.

Sadly, they won’t because they can’t.

I can.

So, if you are not okay with me asking you to cooperate with me when it comes to tracking all the marketing efforts, well then, we’re not a fit for each other.

Okay, so you’re still here? Good!

So here’s how I can help you get more diners into your restaurant…

I could tell you that I run an online directory specifically for restaurants in Tampa, with over a 1,000 listings (which I do!) OR I have powerful systems (which I do!) that connects restaurants with more customers, strengthens their loyalty and help the owners steadily grow their business.

And maybe, just maybe, that would impress you.

But… I have something better for you.

See, I’m willing to put my money where my mouth is. What if I get my team to create and setup a marketing campaign for you and get you customers? FOR FREE…

Yep, I won’t charge you a penny upfront.

I’ll actually prove to you that I can get you more diners… by actually getting more diners into your restaurant.

And then, if you like the results I achieve for you, we can discuss us continuing to work together.

Does that sound fair?

Alright, so all you have to do is click here and give me a little bit of information about the type of diners you want and a time for us to chat.


Let’s do this!

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Joe George | Diner Acquisition Specialist